10 Things you MUST know before dating a Rugby Player

If you’re contemplating dating a rugby player, either male of female you may want to make sure you’re ok with these facts before getting too involved…

1. We’re going to want to eat….a lot

We are always going to be hungry, especially after a game when nothing will fill us up.

2. We know how to enjoy a beer…

3. …although sometimes we may overdo it

4. You better like big thighs...

5. …and for that matter big everything

It kind of goes with the territory so make sure you appreciate it

6. Buying clothes can therefore be a problem

7. Learn how to give a good massage and we’ll literally marry you

Getting a decent massage the day after a game will put us in an unrecognisably better mood

8. Sweat pants and flip flops are a necessity 

We like to be comfy after all, although we will dress up once in a while

9. We don’t expect you to love rugby

Although if you do show a genuine interest in it we’ll appreciate it more than you know

10. Rugby takes priority…over everything

It’s not that you’re not important, it’s just that rugby is more important than anything