"The Unflushable Turd” - Joe Marler reveals the hilarious nicknames he has for teammates
Rugby NewsMonday, 25 October 2021 at 17:08
Arguably the funniest man in rugby, Joe Marler has a brilliant section of his autobiography detailing some of his favourite nicknames he has given to teammates down the years.
To find out how the full story behind the nicknames, you can buy Marler's new book here.
#1. Joe Launchbury (Slosh, Sloshbucket, or Biscuit)
"He has the biggest arse in world rugby - and was forever knocking things over."
#2. James Haskell (The Unflushable Turd, Rig City)
"Despite being embroiled in a number of off-the-pitch controversies over the years and falling foul of various regimes, the unflushable turd has repeatedly bounced back."
#3. George Kruis (Shnooze or Shnoz)
"Because his chat is so boring it will make you fall asleep"
#4. Mark Lambert (Smug Pig)
"Not only did he act like he was all superior, he had a reputation for really, really enjoying his food."
#5. Matt Cairns (The Bollock)
"Another simple one. He has a shiny bald head that look like a shiny, bald, bollock."
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