The brilliant nicknames Joe Marler has for his teammates, including 'the unflushable turd'
Rugby NewsWednesday, 22 May 2024 at 13:24
Joe Marler has a brilliant section of his autobiography, detailing some of his favourite nicknames he has given to teammates down the years.
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To find out how the full story behind the nicknames, you can buy Marler's book here.
#1. Joe Launchbury (Slosh, Sloshbucket, or Biscuit)
"He has the biggest arse in world rugby - and was forever knocking things over."
#2. James Haskell (The Unflushable Turd, Rig City)
"Despite being embroiled in a number of off-the-pitch controversies over the years and falling foul of various regimes, the unflushable turd has repeatedly bounced back."
#3. George Kruis (Shnooze or Shnoz)
"Because his chat is so boring it will make you fall asleep"
#4. Mark Lambert (Smug Pig)
"Not only did he act like he was all superior, he had a reputation for really, really enjoying his food."
#5. Matt Cairns (The Bollock)
"Another simple one. He has a shiny bald head that look like a shiny, bald, bollock."
The 33-man England Squad Steve Borthwick Should Select For Summer Tour
It's been a decade since England's last visit to New Zealand, a challenging 2014 series under Stuart Lancaster resulting in a 3-0 defeat.
The memories of the 2008 tour aren't any sweeter, with England tasting defeat in both Tests against the All Blacks. However, a glimmer of triumph emerged in 2003, as they secured a thrilling 15-13 victory over New Zealand just before the Rugby World Cup.
In this highly anticipated tour, Borthwick's squad will face a formidable challenge with only two tests against the All Blacks, following a clash with Japan in Tokyo.
Here is the list of our predicted squad organised by their current clubs:
RUCK's England squad for the summer:
Harlequins
- Joe Marler
- Fin Baxter
- Chandler Cunningham-South
- Marcus Smith
Bristol Bears
- Ellis Genge
- Harry Randall
- Gabriel Ibitoye
Saracens
- Jamie George
- Theo Dan
- Maro Itoje
- Ben Earl
- Elliot Daly
Northampton Saints
- Curtis Langdon
- Alex Mitchell
- Fin Smith
- Tommy Freeman
- George Furbank
- Ollie Sleightholme
Sale Sharks
- Asher Opoku-Fordjour
- George Ford
Bath
- Will Stuart
- Sam Underhill
- Alfie Barbeary
- Ben Spencer
- Ollie Lawrence
Leicester Tigers
- Dan Cole
- George Martin
- Freddie Steward
Exeter Chiefs
- Rusi Tuima
- Henry Slade
- Ethan Roots
- Immanuel Feyi-Waboso
Newcastle Falcons
- Guy Pepper
Guy Pepper of Newcastle Falcons during the Gallagher Premiership Rugby Match between Bath Rugby and Newcastle Falcons at the Recreation Ground on 14 October 2023. Photo: Tom Sandberg/PPAUK
Gloucester
- Zach Mercer
Final whistle celebrations for Zach Mercer of Gloucester Rugby after beating Leicester Tigers during the Premiership Rugby Cup Final match between Gloucester Rugby and Leicester Tigers at Kingsholm Stadium on March 15th, 2024 in Gloucester, England. Photo by Phil Mingo/PPAUK
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