“Nails! Would knock ****ing s**t outta ya!” - Joe Marler selects three Ireland legends in 'Dream XV' selection

Marler opted for a non-English XV and had seven All Blacks legends in his team, with three from Ireland, two Welsh, two Australians and a Fijian nicknamed 'The Bus'.

1. Tony Woodcock (New Zealand)
2. Rory Best (Ireland)
3. Carl Hayman (New Zealand)

4. Alun Wyn Jones (Wales)
5. Paul O'Connell (Ireland)

6. Jerome Kaino (New Zealand)
7. Justin Tipuric (Wales)
8. Kieran Read (New Zealand)

9. Will Genia (Australia)
10. Dan Carter (New Zealand)

11. Siteveni Sivivatu (New Zealand)
12. Ma'a Nonu (New Zealand)
13. Brian O'Driscoll (Ireland)
14. Josua Tuisova (Fiji)
15. Israel Folau (Australia)

On selecting Folau as his fullback, Marler commented, "On the night out, after we had played our match on the Saturday, I'd take him out in Brighton to The Blue Oyster... a couple of clubs."

Once he got his tight- and loose-heads sorted out, Tindall revealed his team.

1. Trevor Woodman (England)
2. Phil Greening (England)
3. Carl Hayman (New Zealand)

4. Martin Johnson (England)
5. Bakkies Botha (South Africa)

6. Richard Hill (England)
7. Bobby Skinstad (England)
8. Sergio Parisse (Italy)

9. George Gregan (Australia)
10. Dan Carter (New Zealand)

11. Jonah Lomu (New Zealand)
12. Will Greenwood (England)
13. Brian O'Driscoll (Ireland)
14. Seru Rabeni (Fiji)
15. Jason Robinson (England)

As for why he opted for Dan Carter over former teammate Jonny Wilkinson, Tindall said, "Wilk had a period where he was better but, over his full international career, Carter was better... he just did it consistently."