"A penalty machine" - England's worst ever XV revealed after poll

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Friday, 19 November 2021 at 14:36
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Eddie Jones men currently have a number of stars - but that's not always been the case...
First of all, we have to say that to play for England you have to be a very good player – but these players, for one reason or another, never quite performed as they would have liked in the famous white jersey.
Here at RUCK RUGBY, we have chosen our worst England XV from the last 20 years...

BACK-THREE:

  • 15. Mark Van Gisbergen
  • 14. Barrie-Jon Mather
  • 11. Lesley Vainikolo
Yes, Van Gisbergen did with a cap against Australia in 2005 – but he does boast a 100% winning ratio in international colours, so you can’t knock that.
Mather became the first player to represent Great Britain in Rugby League and England in Union. His move to union was part funded by the RFU, who were embarking on a strategy of converting some of leagues best talent. However, he struggled to make an impact with Sale and moved back to Castleford in 2000.
Finally, the Volcano’ stormed onto the scene for Gloucester, doing something ridiculous like scoring five tries on his debut against Leeds, before qualifying for England on residency grounds. International honours followed, with Vainikolo making his England debut against Wales in 2008. However, he failed to bring his try-scoring form to the international scene and was quickly dropped from Martin Johnston’s squad after winning five caps.

CENTRES:

  • 13. Joel Tompkins
  • 12. Sam Burgess
England, who fast-tracked Burgess into their World Cup squad in defiance of logic, Bath and the player himself each shoulder varying degrees of blame for arguably the greatest cross-code flop in history. We're not saying he was an awful player, but the whole thing was a complete disaster.
Meanwhile, Tomkins initially struggled to adapt to union, but his form during the beginning of the 2013/14 season saw him earn an England cap against Australia in November 2013. Although he went on to make two further international appearances, he looked completely out of his depth and returned to league soon after.
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HALFBACKS:

  • 10. Shane Geraghty
  • 9. Shaun Perry
Fly-half Geraghty made his England debut as a replacement against France in the 2007 Six Nations - carving through the French defence to create a crucial try for teammate Mike Tindall and kicking a penalty and a conversion in the 26-18 Twickenham triumph. However, the fact he has fallen into obscurity since, which makes this more of a disappointed selection rather than down to poor performances.
Much was made of the fact that Shaun Perry was an ex-welder when he burst into the limelight during an impressive season with Bristol, and it did make a charming rags-to-riches story.  But, let’s be honest, he never really looked accomplished in the England shirt. A poor performance against South Africa in the 2007 Rugby World Cup led to Perry being dropped from the 22 by England coach Brian Ashton. He never played again.
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FRONT-ROW:

  • 1. Darren Crompton
  • 2. David Paice
  • 3. Paul Doran Jones
The Bristol prop was a solid bloke who anchored the Bristol scrum during that season where they finished 3rd in the Premiership, in 2006-07, and was rewarded with a call-up to the England squad for their tour to South Africa. However, Crompton was never the most mobile and since he was 34 when he made his bow in international colours, he was practically stationary by the time he put on the England shirt.
Despite the good early promise in his career, Doran Jones spent most of his time in England colours being turned upside down in the set-piece and being battered backwards in contact.

SECOND-ROW:

  • 4. Louis Deacon
  • 5. Mouritz Botha
Botha packed a punch in the tackle but never really looked comfortable at Test level. Deacon was as tough as nails, but was about as mobile and athletic as the very comfy sofa that I’m currently sat on and offered next to no threat to opponents. Unfortunately, he falls into that category of England players whose best quality was ‘being brave’, which fills you with admiration...but not a whole lot of confidence.

BACK-ROW:

  • 6. Roy Winters
  • 7. Andy Hazell
  • 8. Ben Skirving
Winters is by all accounts a Bristol legend and an all-around good egg. He was usually a lock but made his international debut on the flank, so that’s where he fits in – and he’s selected for many of the same reasons as his old club-mate Darren Crompton.  Solid bloke, yes, but international quality?  Not by a long shot.
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Gloucester stalwart Hazell had the unenviable task of filling the retired Neil Back’s shoes.  We can assume that Robinson’s thought process was, “He’s small, he’s aggressive, he’s just like Neil Back”, but unfortunately it didn’t really work out like that.  Making his international appearances exclusively through 2004-05, Hazell became known as a bit of a penalty machine.
Skirving travelled to South Africa to take the place of the injured Peter Buxton in the full England squad for their two-test series against the Springboks. The back-rower was not involved in the first test, but won his first England cap starting the second test on 2 June 2007, starting in a comprehensive 55-22 defeat.
es allows for two genuine wingers to be selected.

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