We’ve all been there. But despite the rain, mud and dodgy refs, we wouldn’t change our love for playing rugby…
1. Drinking beer isn't an optional recreation - it's the third half of the game
2. You’re on first name terms with A&E staff
3. Only having one working shower
And it's f**king freezing.
4. The sitter
You’re passed the ball two metres out with a clear run at the line only to cock it up
5. Having a ref that’s too old to keep up with play
Is there any point in even having them here?
6. Misjudging a high ball
“I’ve got it, I've got it…wait.....no I haven’t…”
7. Having to play with 13 on a Saturday afternoon
Two lads were last seen leaving the pub at 2 am
8. Playing on a pitch with a ludicrously big puddle
9. The Stinger
Ball hits face on a cold winters day hurting more than any tackle!
10. Having a dog run on the pitch
At least it runs more than the props
11. The accidental magic
Somehow you just burst through three tackles and now don’t know what to do with yourself.
12. Making that face after a dodgy tackle
Sorry-ish
13. Getting told you’re running the line today
14. Bare Arse
Yes, your shorts just came down.
15. Sunday's recovery day
The whole day is spent nursing a hangover and your bruises
16. Battling the urge to scream during an unjust penalty…
17. Pretending to not be hurt…
18. Agreeing with the referee, even when he is wrong…
19. Dealing with other players who think they know more about your position than you…
20. Finding clothes that fit…
…clearly fashion designers haven’t heard of biceps and quads!